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The Daily Star are up to their old tricks again, claiming the Celebrity Big Brother bedroom has been made a ‘kinky sex den’ for the new series!

According to the sleazy rag, the room features leather seating for housemates to ‘canoodle’ on, and huge phallus-shaped lights, which are purple as the colour supposedly ‘evokes sexual arousal’ and ‘turns people on’.

Meanwhile, there are three double beds, with fur covers to keep the stars warm.

Bosses apparently hope the decor will encourage them to ‘steam up’ the show. A source said: “The bedroom has clearly been designed with sex action in mind. This could be the most sex-plosive Big Brother ever.”

As if that wasn’t enough, the paper also sought comment from ‘Britain’s most famous brothel keeper’ Cynthia ‘Miss Whiplash’ Payne, who said: “This sounds just like the kind of place my girls would have worked in. The party may be over for me but clearly Big Brother wants some naughty action in there.”

Sex this, sex that – we wish The Daily Star would give it a rest…