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  • Entered Day 2
  • Evicted Day 72
  • 5 evictions faced
  • 14 noms received


Chris wants to be an actor but is currently between jobs – he enjoys the ‘gypsy lifestyle of acting’ and has never worked a 9-5 job because he ‘just couldn’t’. He is also a skilled artist – selling works of art drawn in biro – and lists his main passions as music, movies, ideas, girls, individuality, creativity, honesty and respect.

The 33-year-old feels that his parents have taught him how to be polite to others at all times: ‘I’m trying to wean myself of this a bit because now I am obsessively polite –if someone punched me in the face and they got blood on their knuckles I’d apologise for making their hands dirty’. He is also quick and witty with a dry sense of humour, claiming: ‘I don’t see class, I just see d**kheads or not d**kheads’.

When asked if he would choose money or love, Chris said: ‘I’d rather have money right now, I’ve got love but I don’t feel independent enough to say I love myself.’ His best personality trait is that if he has bonded with someone, he will ‘love them unconditionally forever – friends and relationships’. He explains his worst personality trait as: ‘I’ll see a sunny day and say yeah but it’s going to rain in a minute’.

Chris is definitely not looking for love in the Big Brother house. He laughed: ‘I never fancied anyone who’s been on BB anyway. That is my worst nightmare.’

He gets on best with intelligent people, as ‘willing stupidity is worse than natural stupidity’. He has a big group of friends, he’s ‘trying to reduce it’.

Chris wants to do Big Brother for the ‘free rent’, ‘to lose weight’ and because he ‘can’t afford therapy’ – but insists he’s not doing the show to further his acting career: ‘I will walk through any open door right now just to check out the scenery.’

He adds that he would resent having to participate in tasks – saying his pride would get in the way, and he hates team bonding games – but thinks he would be brilliant at secret missions.



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  1. Jane Shepherd says:
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    @Maybee

    Better twice than not at all 😀 😀

    Yes I can see that Pav is a bright guy, a bit of an oxymoron in Essex ( I’m joking) The thing is we are all capable of name calling… you prick dick bell end etc… The pressure in that house is sky high. But even when Chris is being nasty he is not venomous he doesn’t maliciously bully and condemn. I’m not disagreeing entirely I’m just reserving my judgement, possibly because I don’t want to admit that my judgement wasn’t right in the first place…. Then I will not just feel let down by Chris :tongue:

  2. its john again says:
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    mark to win mark is the only one who is friendly with everyone and not taking anyones side and not getting involved in bitching behind backs mark to win. He is fun and straight forward happy go lucky.

    Chris is a wet blanket wet lettuce sly and poisonous using tears to manipulate. Actor yeah right
    Ashleighs a sneeky sly ugly bitchy cunning manipulative
    zoe lovely sexy gorgeous

    pav everyones threatened by him he strong
    helen horrible in the beginning but she self reflects and has admitted she was a twat in beginning
    ash has been rude sometimes but plays cool
    winston shallow tool head weak wimpy
    christopher weak shallow pathetic wimpy stupid nasty putting his boggies by the pool euw

  3. Jane Shepherd says:
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    @Its John again

    3 Questions for you….

    1) Does this mean that you are also just John if you are John again have you been John before?

    2) Can you prove the bogies in question are actually those from the nose of Christopher?

    3) If you were in the house and were accused of bogie planting would you deny it? acknowledge it? or demand proof before you admitted guilt?

  4. Maybee says:
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    @Jane Shepherd
    What’s all this about “bogiegate” ? Have I missed the latest goings on ??

  5. Margaret Rose says:
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    Chris along with Christopher are my favourites to win. I think Chris. is now playing Helen, (I hope so), his acting skills are limited but then you do not need to be Oscar material to fool the housemates !! I do not like Ashleigh, I find her cold, disinterested in others and machiavellian in nature.

  6. todd says:
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    When Stephen was outed for talking about noms, the usuall immature cackling from Winston & Ash, like it was some big joke.
    Can you imagine if Ashleigh was outed for talking about nominating Ash or winston, world war three would have broken out.
    Still bullying & exclusion going on in that house.
    Under the circumstances Chris & Ashleigh took it well.
    Proves they are the bigger people.

  7. jennyjuniper says:
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    @its john again
    You must be joking. Mark was the snake in the grass who went running to helen and steven to tell them that Chris and Ashleigh were the ones who had nominated steven. He threw those two under the bus and distanced himself sharply from any responsibility. He’s only ‘friendly’ to everyone so they don’t nominate him.
    Chris admitted at the start that he’s no good at confrontation, but he’s been a good friend to a few of the housemates and talks a lot of sense. I like him and hope he’s at least in the final three.

  8. Jane Shepherd says:
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    @Maybee

    Its a reference to Helen moaning in the diary room that she does all the cleaning in the house and had to remove bogeys that stuck on the wall Its John again was suggesting that the bogey in question belonged to Christopher.

    Doesn’t sound so funny now, but bogiegate could be the next explosion for Helen —– she is always picking on someone !! 😀 😀

  9. Maybee says:
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    @Jane Shepherd
    Thanks for letting me know :up: what with me being so “nosey” 😀

  10. its john again again (not boring john kanemeister) says:
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    @Jane S
    hepherd

    mark was complaining that christopher was leaving his bogies by the side of the pool this was on saturdays big brother

    gross….. Any normal person would eat it or use a tissue to put boggies in hahahahaha

  11. yes its john again says:
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    @john kane

    yes if chris was to shave his blockhead he would look rather odd worse than steven cos chris has a huge head and small hands – when he cried he put his hand up to his head and i noticed how large his head was compared to his hand ……. Big head hahahahahahahaha

  12. here’s johnny says:
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    😀 reading chris’s bio ….. Scroll up ……. He is pretty lost and crazy …… I see him as a D***head funny that

  13. its john again and again says:
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    @jennyjuniper

    its a game ………. :tongue: i love mark he is ace

  14. its john again and again says:
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    @Jane Shepherd

    if i was in the house id never be accused of boggie planting cos id use a tissue and put down the loo. its disgusting christopher planting his nasty dna boggies everywhere euw like a child.

    Everyones playing a game in the house but marks playing the best :tongue:

  15. cooooeeeey its john back again says:
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    @Jane Shepherd

    anything with john in title is me except Mr John Kane

    gotto keep you all on yer toes 😉

  16. cooooeeeey its john back again says:
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    @Margaret Rose
    you should leave those comments about ashleigh on ashleighs section. indeed ashleigh is mackavellion by nature :tongue: at last someone with sense speaks

  17. Sammy says:
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    I’ve lost some respect with Chris over how he’s sucking up to Helen with his weeping and looking for her approval of him.

  18. Maybee says:
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    @Sammy
    Yes me too, Chris seems very devious and weak, a kind of “Uriah Heap” person grovelling to Helen. :down:

  19. cooooeeeey its john back again says:
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    @Maybee
    @sammy
    yes he is a pathetic floppy lettuce yawn so boring need mark to bring some fun to the house

  20. Saz says:
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    I not sure what to think about Chris and Helen. Part of me thinks he’s being sucked in a bit but tbh it didn’t seem very genuine. I can see what he meant by him worrying about what she may think of him but not sure its for the same reasons she interpreted.

    On bit on the pshych, they made a valid point that newbies brings originals closer even if they are not particularly ‘close’ they are familiar and that for someone like Chris, that will draw him in. I tend to agree.

    Still like him though – Chris to win :up:

  21. its… john says:
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    chris is mega threatened by Pav …… Cos chris is a chicken weakling and Pav is a stronger who holds everything together

    chris is an eeeeejjjjjitt

  22. its… john says:
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    chris called pav a pr**k well sorry but in my opinion chris is a floppy pr**k

  23. its… john says:
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    chris is on a total hate campaign againPav. why?? Jus cos bianca said pavs playing a game,……. Derrrr all the HM’s are playing a f…….. game

    When chris was crying to ash and bad mouthing pav

    everything chris says about pav …. Chris is saying about himself

  24. Jane Shepherd says:
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    @cooeeeeeeeey its john back again

    I appreciate your need to keep us on our toes……
    reach up high for the dictionary ………….
    machiavellian 😀 😀

    I am glad that you would use a tissue.

  25. John Kane says:
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    It seems like, after weeks of seeming like a fairly decent human being, Chris is right on the verge of becoming a massive bell-end.




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